knuckle cracker (thenewyear) wrote in eyecatching,
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AM I UR EYEYE CANDIE LOLOL!



Basics...
:x: [Name] Annamarie Mary Anna Marieston
:x: [Age] 18! IM LEGAL!
:x: [Birtday] I dunno.
:x: [Zodiac Sign] Whatevrr is teh hottest!
:x: [Loction] San Francisco cuz i luv all the HOMOSECKX!!!!11
:x: [Sex] Like im just a gurl
:x: [Status] Mi bfrnd dumped mee cuz he saiid i wuz to stupidz! OMG dsnt he noe I got a A+ in cumpooterz!
:x: [Sexuality] OMG SECX

Favorites...
:x: [Color(s)] All the colors of da rainbow cuz i can see them all when im hiigh!

:x: [5 Bands]
BAND... DASCBOORD CONFESSIONAL cuz they are liek so harrd rockz!
BAND... LINKIN PARK IZ SEW DEEP!
BAND... AVRIL LANINGE cuz she doesnt give a daamn about evrything! ShE iZ sO PuNKz0rZ!
BAND... ASHLEE SIMPS0N HAS SUCH A PERTY VOICE!
BAND... AnD I noe i wIlL liek lindsie lohanz when she makez a reccorrrd!!!!111

:x: [5 TV Shows]
TV SHOW... DA OC CUZ IT WAS SO EmOTiOnAL!
TV SHOW... UM I DUNNO
TV SHOW... i DUNT WATCH TV
TV SHOW... CUZ I LOST DA REMOETE
TV SHOW... LOLZ!

:x: [5 Movies]
MOVIE... CORSSROADZ!
MOVIE... MOOLINE ROUGEW!
MOVIE... DA NOTEBOOK :((((((
MOVIE... OMG MY SECKZ TAPE THAT I MADE WITH MY BOIFRIEND
MOVIE... P0RN!
:x: [Store] GAP cuz I want 2 support the sweeatshpos! liittle kidz need 2 wurk 2!
:x: [Brand] Viktoieas secrekt cuz itz not a secrekt no more!!!11hfkjhfg

Either/Or...
:x: [Mall/Store] I M A MALL GURL.
:x: [Rap/Rock] rap cuz ima gangsta nd i listenn 2 bow wow! hez so hrdcore!
:x: [Friends/Family] friiends 4 eva! Juss like britney speears!
:x: [Penis/Vagina] VAGINAL SECKS!
:x: [Ducks/Penguins] duckz cuz they are sexsier then peguinnz
:x: [Gay/Straight/Bi] EW STR8 CUZ GAYZ GO 2 HELL
:x: [Digital Camra/Webcam] webcam so ppl can watchs me aaall nighty loong!!!!!!!1121211

Opinions..
:x: [Gay Marriage] EW LIEK BUSH IS RIGHT! but let the get marriedz cuz dey are jus going 2 the devilz anywyaz!
:x: [George W. Bush] I WANT TO HAVE SEX WIT HIM BUT IM 2 YOUNG! i want 2 be liek monica lewinzkiez!
:x: [Bisexuality] OMFG BIG WUURD
:x: [Abortion] OMG I HAD LIEK 7!
:x: [Pre Marital Sex] i cant get enouf!
:x: [Government] omg i can draw a anarchist thinng! Im soo punkz!
:x: [Porn] IMA P0RN STAR LOL
:x: [Hookers] omfg i luv dem! sew cutei!
:x: [Pimps] I wurk fer 3!
:x: [Peircings] i 1 2 et sum kek
:x: [Tattoos] I havefe my old bfs nAme tattoo oned my azz!
:x: [Plastic Surgery] I cudnt lkive wituout it!

Do you...
:x: [Have peircings?] OMFG YA! R U SYCHICZ?
:x: [Have any Tattoos?] no :(((((((((
:x: [Want a tattoo? Why/Why not?] i dunno! Itz against mi religiun!
:x: [Like fire?] PIEROMANIACK!
:x: [Like cartoons?] bugz bynnie!
:x: [Like trift stores?] EW THATS SO EMO!
:x: [Like Avril Lavigne?] Sh iz mi role modelz! OMGZ SHE IZ SO PUNKZ! MORE DAN BLINK 182 AN GOD CHARLOEETE COMPBINED!
:x: [Like pop stars why/why not?] ya we shud all be unique liek dem!
:x: [Do you support local bands?] ew no!

Promote this community in 2 people's journals or in a community and give me links to prove you did it. OMG I AM 2 HOTT 4 DAT SHIET!

:x: [Pictures]


That is what you get for advertising in my journal, you shallow pricks.

Seriously. If you are going to recruit for your pitiful community that just happens to be based on looks, someone with a community called _fuck_x_beauty_ on their profile may not be the best choice. I used to be a mod at a personality based community, and whenever I recuited, I would not advertise if I saw a looks based community in a profile.

COMMON SENSE IS A GOOD THING, BITCHES!

And remember...when you are putting me on the banned list, there are three O's in photo_b_o_o_t_h.

Love,
K.C.
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